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In This World and the Next Chapter 13

szaleniec1000 Jan 25, 2015 12:58

It took a while, but it's finally here. Here we learn exactly why Lord Potter (and by extension the author) thinks that Ron needs to be killed for something his future self did in another timeline. And it's as bad as you think it is.
( ITWATN Chapter 13 )

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In This World and the Next Chapter 10

szaleniec1000 May 14, 2014 21:12

In this chapter, Lord Potter plays matchmaker and organises a trip to an amusement park. Voldemort? Who's he?

( In This World and the Next Chapter 10 )

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Hogwarts Too Exposed Chapter 21

szaleniec1000 Apr 15, 2013 21:09

And here's the rest.

( Chapter 21 )

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In This World and the Next Chapter 6

szaleniec1000 Jan 27, 2013 22:05

Welcome back, everyone.

( In This World and the Next Chapter 6 )

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Deserving Chapter 48

szaleniec1000 Jan 30, 2011 00:00

Ladies and gentlemen, this is it. If you've been following the sporking so far, Chapter 48 needs no introduction. It's not even "just" the revelation about the Dursleys did to Harry, but Chapter 48 is just all of the worst of Deserving distilled into a single chapter. Think about that for a moment.

( Deserving Chapter 48 (NSFW, of course) )

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Deserving Chapter 39

szaleniec1000 Jan 03, 2011 20:28

And here's 39, as promised. Complete with more buggery.
( Deserving Chapter 39 (NSFW) )

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Deserving Chapter 33

szaleniec1000 Dec 18, 2010 22:03

Well, I'm recovering from last night's ill-advised excess of Żywiec on the pretext of being snowed in, so might as well take advantage of the hotel's free unmetered internet access (!) to sharpen my spork and get stuck in.
( Deserving Chapter 33 )

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